Welcome back fight fans, to Sin City Nevada for another pile-driving edition of Friday Night Fights! Tonight’s bout features two battle tested veterans with knock-out capability. Let’s go to the tale of the tape:
Fighting out of the red corner, making his FNF debut…from Cyber City California…Iron Builder Andrew Lee (onosendai2600) and his “Cyborg Maul”.
And fighting out of the blue corner, looking to even his FNF record at 1-1…the Lego-pimp from down-under…Jade Wisniewski (Taz-Maniac) and his “Goblin”.
As usual, constant reader, you are tasked with deciding the outcome of this pugilistic endeavor by way of comment. On the last edition of Friday Night Fights, in the battle of smallsville, LowestFormOfWit dispatched his opponent with reckless abandon to the tune of a 5-1 victory.
I can’t abide lego porn. I’m voting for the for the Goblin.
I vote for Cyber Maul! He’s 16 inches tall!
Goblin, he’s just too cool, though not to say Maul isn’t.
Goblin. Goblin has a much cooler face.
I love Andrew and there are some brilliant expression and torso work … but the legs just don’t do it for me.
Taz’s on the other hand is utter awesomeness.
Lego Pimp’n Goblin gets my vote.
We be Goblins! We make raid!
Put the longshanks to the blade!
Burn them up from feet to head,
Make them hurt, then make them dead!
Goblins chew and goblins bite.
Goblins cut and goblins fight.
Burn the skin and mash the head,
Goblins here and you be dead!
Chase the Sith Lord, catch the pup.
Bonk the head to shut it up.
Bones be cracked, flesh be stewed,
We be Goblins, you be food.
^FNF now has it’s resident pugilist-poet! Looks like you might have your first win too…and over an Iron Builder no less.