We’re going to Hollywood!

After several months of arduous negotiation, The Brothers Brick has signed its first movie deal. Early in 2009, TriStar Pictures will begin filming a feature length movie portraying the history of The Brothers Brick.

According to TriStar spokesman F. Elam Noir:

The time has come to document the rise of this ground-breaking institution that has done so much to promote discord and harmony throughout the world!

Casting has not been confirmed, as yet, but there are rumors that Sean Connery, Lindsey Lohan, and Robby the Robot have signed contracts. There has been no word on the director, but Steven Spielberg was seen scouting locations in Madagascar.

Update (April 2): April Fools!

4 comments on “We’re going to Hollywood!

  1. Von Goyle

    Due to budget restrictions, Sean Connery will be replaced by Simon Pegg, but with make up by Rick Baker, no one will notice. Lindsay Lohan will not be portraying one of the “Brothers”, instead, she will be playing a “Steampunk Contraband Mercedes MOC.”
    Filming will also begin on the live-action Bionicle movie starring Thandie Newton, Nicole Richie, and Adrian Brody.

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