If you’re ever confused about the choices you should make in your life, you can just ask yourself, “What would a ninja do?”

A friend of mine was recently given a “What would a ninja do?” spinny folder at work (buy your own). We began consulting the folder for all of our business decisions. Unfortunately, this approach didn’t work out, because we all got laid off yesterday. Cool folder, but bad business strategy.

I haven’t made all twelve ninja actions, but here are three from the first six I’ve made so far:

Escape on a motorcycle:

Smash something:

Hypnotize someone:

Be sure to check out the full photoset on Flickr (with three more ninja actions, and the rest coming soon)!