The Brothers Brick

We’re going to Hollywood!

After several months of arduous negotiation, The Brothers Brick has signed its first movie deal. Early in 2009, TriStar Pictures will begin filming a feature length movie portraying the history of The Brothers Brick.

According to TriStar spokesman F. Elam Noir:

The time has come to document the rise of this ground-breaking institution that has done so much to promote discord and harmony throughout the world!

Casting has not been confirmed, as yet, but there are rumors that Sean Connery, Lindsey Lohan, and Robby the Robot have signed contracts. There has been no word on the director, but Steven Spielberg was seen scouting locations in Madagascar.

Update (April 2): April Fools!

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