Friday Night Fights (Round 3)

Welcome back fight fans, to Sin City Nevada for another action packed edition of Friday Night Fights! Tonight’s bout is a classic tale of David vs. Goliath with State bragging rights on the line. Let’s go to the tale of the tape:

Fighting out of the red corner…from the badlands of Wisconsin…Andy the (D-Town Cracka) and his “ZSU-23-4V1 ‘Shilka’

ZSU-23-4V1 'Shilka'

And fighting out of the blue corner…also from the Badger State…Brian (mondayn00dle,) Kescenovitz and his “Dreamstalker


As usual, constant reader, you are tasked with deciding the outcome of this pugilistic endeavor by way of comment. On the last edition of Friday Night Fights, the judges awarded Miguel “Rocket” Reizinho (MReizinho) a 5-1 victory for the savage pummeling he gave his opponent.

Friday Night Fights would also like to thank InkBlotPhoto for contributing to tonight’s broadcast.
Don King, Boxing promoter, extraordinaire

11 comments on “Friday Night Fights (Round 3)

  1. LukeClarenceVan

    Hahaha, I think I’d rather vote for who’d win between Ralph and Keith… ;) I’d say the Dreamstalker takes this one, despite some awesome techniques on the tank.

  2. Keith Goldman Post author

    Ralph you can’t just bust in here ranting after your evening cocktail, you’ve got to vote on the match before we can discuss our burgeoning turf war. You’re a man of science, show a little decorum. We only brought you on board to class up the joint before the scandal involving Rubin breaks.

    So how do you score it, airplane-guy, the tank or the hell-bot?

  3. Ralph

    ^Forgive my rudeness. I wrote that just after waking up. Never a good moment. Anyway, the ZSU-23-4 was the one I was writing an extensive blog post on, when I saw this. The Dreamstalker looks properly evil, but the anti-aircraft artillery wins in my book.

  4. dtowncracka

    You know Ralph, I just can’t bare the thought of the “Fruits of your Journalistic Talent” going to waste! Even though the victor of “TBB Friday Night Fights” experiences an immediate elevation of economic status, and boosted confidence in the bedroom, you’re welcome to add to those spoils with your infallible words of wisdom in the form of a follow-up blog!! ;)

    (Shameless. I know.)

  5. Steebles

    My vote goes to the tank. While the top part of the Dreamstalker is ingenious, the feet don’t seem to fit for me.

    Nice job to both builders!

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