3 comments on “Swamp castle

  1. jimmythefly

    He’s daft. I assume this is the fourth one, after #1 and #2 sank into the swamp, and #3 burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp?

  2. Chris

    “When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England. “

  3. Geoffrey the Dragon

    ‘Tis a lurid tarn and I might spy a fissure up that tower. Be that the case, then this is the third one built on a swamp. The first one blew over in a storm and sank into a swamp. The second caught on fire and fell over into a swamp on mars. And this one, this one isn’t on mars so it won’t catch on fire.

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