It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for!
Pirates and Ninja have been fighting it out for quite awhile. But now its time for the Final Round! Its all come down this: a competitive-eating competition, hosted by Anthony Sava. Get Ready, Get Set, Chow Down!


September 6th, 2008 at 9:54 am
this makes me hungry…
September 6th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Mmmm… Hot dogs…
September 6th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Erotic.
September 6th, 2008 at 10:28 am
The ninja is going to win, because the japanese are all set on competitive eating. And because he is much much cooler. ;]
September 6th, 2008 at 10:42 am
The pirate will win. Why? Because I say so. Right, Anthony Sava? RIGHT??
September 6th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
(ninja jumps up and beats pirate with a hotdog)
September 6th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
(Pirate jumps up and shows the ninja a print-out of next year’s theme list)
September 6th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Ah, but of course ninjas won’t show up.
Masters of stealth, remember?
September 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
LOL @ Ryan!
September 7th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I think the ninjas have just been pwned by Ryan’s post.Checkmate,I’d say.
September 7th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
(The ninja swallows a hot dog whole but it gets caught between the bottom of his head and his neck stud. He grabs the pirate’s sword and shoves it down his throat to cut up the hotdog, and his head falls off.)
September 7th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Please spare us the violence, Sam. This is a friendly pirate/ninja competition, hence the lack of cutlass/katana. :))
September 11th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Ninjas were around longer than pirates.
So, ninjas are better than pirates
September 11th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Proof: http://realultimatepower.net/
(I did NOT make this site)
September 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
And if you click on the link (see previous comment)
Click on “yes”
September 12th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Pirates are disgusting and cruel and they eat old moldy food
that is 3 years old
Ninjas are better
case closed
September 12th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
NINJAS PWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 12th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
LOL @ Patrick’s 5 comments in a row over the course of 2 days. Dude, chill — nobody’s arguing with you.
September 12th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I just figured out how to post comment so I’m leaving a bunch of comments whenever I have time
October 4th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
lol hotdogs!!!!
November 7th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
soon one of them is going tow choke on a hot dog
December 1st, 2008 at 11:20 am
Alright listen up everyone..
NO ONE IS GOIN TO WIN!
You cannot eat that many hotdogs so fast without choking, throwing up, dieing up stomach viruses etc. therefore no one will win.
P.S. And to patricks comment on how Ninjas were around longer than pirates.. ur wrong. Pirates still exist today, they’re called modern day pirates, they use modern boats and guns and stuff but they still are criminals, modern-day ninjas don’t exist.. do you think you’d see a guy with a real sword and a black mask running on walls and jumping of cliffs…. NO. You won’t even see that in China, or Japan, wherever those dudes were born… so haha….
P.S.S. YAAAAY THIS IS A LONG COMMENT!
- Jack in a Box