Comments on: DARKspawn illustrates why dwarves are superior to ewoks

By: A Dorf

A Dorf — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:22:33 +0000

I am dorf!
I bring axe!

By: DARKspawn

DARKspawn — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:50:35 +0000

Cheers, Andrew! & thanks for the comments, guys

By: Andrew

Andrew — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:43:49 +0000

Personally, I’m not an ewok hater. I actually think they’re really cute, and cute is good in my book. Return of the Jedi is my favorite Star Wars movie, at least in part due to the shenanigans of the ewoks. I was being silly in this post. ;-)

Still, Gimli would kick Wicket’s butt any given day of the week, including Tuesdays.

By: Bunbrick

Bunbrick — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:32:05 +0000

“Most importantly, dwarves are awesome:

And ewoks are not. The end.”

Our debating team yields and congratulates yours on its impeccable logic, good sir.

By: chessie2003

chessie2003 — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:22:59 +0000

The bird-like appearance is very visually pleasing. Plus the swooshability is definately there.

By: thwaak

thwaak — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:39:25 +0000

It’s as if an alternate universe existed where dwarves, instead of the Wright brothers, flew at kittyhawk.

Also, Ewoks deserve some credit for the ferocity. You forget they eat people (what do you think happened to all those slain Stormtroopers?).

By: J. R. Schwartz

J. R. Schwartz — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:52:32 +0000

Yub Yub! >=-(

Nice glider! Wow, I love those wings! =-)

By: yokomode01

yokomode01 — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:17:26 +0000

Nice glider indeed….
Though i would have never made a comparison between Dwarves and Ewoks, DarkSpawn is right. The only similarity between the two races is that they could both be classed as vertically challenged.
Personally i am a long-term fan of Ewoks.
Dwarves i can overlook…..

By: LegoShark

LegoShark — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:00:05 +0000

How dare you insult my people?

Oh, wait… nevermind. cool, I’d like to see that wing design on a hawk sculpture.