DARKspawn illustrates why dwarves are superior to ewoks
Although Aaron “DARKspawn” Andrews reminds us that both dwarves and ewoks are short, the diminutive and hirsute denizens of mines and mountains are unlike ewoks in every other way.
Most importantly, dwarves are awesome:
And ewoks are not. The end.
June 15th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
How dare you insult my people?
Oh, wait… nevermind. cool, I’d like to see that wing design on a hawk sculpture.
June 16th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Nice glider indeed….
Though i would have never made a comparison between Dwarves and Ewoks, DarkSpawn is right. The only similarity between the two races is that they could both be classed as vertically challenged.
Personally i am a long-term fan of Ewoks.
Dwarves i can overlook…..
June 16th, 2008 at 5:52 am
Yub Yub! >=-(
Nice glider! Wow, I love those wings! =-)
June 16th, 2008 at 9:39 am
It’s as if an alternate universe existed where dwarves, instead of the Wright brothers, flew at kittyhawk.
Also, Ewoks deserve some credit for the ferocity. You forget they eat people (what do you think happened to all those slain Stormtroopers?).
June 16th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
The bird-like appearance is very visually pleasing. Plus the swooshability is definately there.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
“Most importantly, dwarves are awesome:
And ewoks are not. The end.”
Our debating team yields and congratulates yours on its impeccable logic, good sir.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Personally, I’m not an ewok hater. I actually think they’re really cute, and cute is good in my book. Return of the Jedi is my favorite Star Wars movie, at least in part due to the shenanigans of the ewoks. I was being silly in this post. ;-)
Still, Gimli would kick Wicket’s butt any given day of the week, including Tuesdays.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Cheers, Andrew! & thanks for the comments, guys
June 17th, 2008 at 4:22 am
I am dorf!
I bring axe!