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News: LEGO bricks found to contain addictive additives

  • Josh
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  • Apr 1, 2008
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  • LEGO, News
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    • German chemist Wolfgang Blauhardt recently claimed in a a paper that LEGO bricks contain a powerful “cocktail” of addictive substances. The possibility of illegal drugs in the product was first leaked last January by an anonymous copyeditor working for the medical journal in which Dr. Blauhardt’s paper is forthcoming.

    The paper alleges that the corporate LEGO labs have compiled a veritable cocktail of controlled substances that is designed to create a lifelong addict out of anyone who touches the plastic toy. The LEGO Company was unavailable for comment at the time of this blog post’s publication.

    Well, this explains a lot. No wonder I can’t put the danged things down.
    Update (April 2): April Fools!

    Josh posted this entry on Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 at 12:10 am. Posted in the category LEGO, News You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

    6 Responses to “News: LEGO bricks found to contain addictive additives”

    1. thwaak Says:
      April 1st, 2008 at 8:26 am

      When I get home from work, I’m going to try grinding up my gold C3-PO and then snorting it.

      I’ll let you know how it goes.

    2. Horace Says:
      April 1st, 2008 at 10:45 am

      This explains why I still chew on my pieces…

    3. Chris Bragg Says:
      April 1st, 2008 at 2:12 pm

      Now this I can believe

    4.   If You Don't Get Your April idiot Out Of My Face I'm Gonna Turn You Into Chopped Liver by GizmoDevil Says:
      April 1st, 2008 at 3:50 pm

      [...] • I used to eat LEGO bricks for breakfast and some crazy dude is telling me they contain addictive substances? I Don’t Do Drugs! • RIM is adapting its BlackBerrys to support Windows Mobile . Huh, I [...]

    5. Matthew Says:
      April 1st, 2008 at 4:42 pm

      Great april fool.

    6. Von Goyle Says:
      April 1st, 2008 at 5:01 pm

      The National Society of Parents Against My Own Creations
      ( NSPAMOC ) has issued a warrant for the arrest of the “Brothers Brick” as a collective for promoting such heinous materials towards their children.
      “It was either them or High Times and we had to make the right choice to protect our kids” …voiced one concerned citizen.

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